Comments on: Worst. Muffin. Ever. http://maneatfood.com/2008/02/01/worst-muffin-ever/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:32:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: MF http://maneatfood.com/2008/02/01/worst-muffin-ever/#comment-164 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:50:57 +0000 http://foodood.wordpress.com/?p=164#comment-164 Hmmmm, I don’t know whether to respond to the criticism of the muffin or the criticism of me for ordering the muffin. :)

Let’s do this: I’ll agree to never order a low-fat muffin again if you agree to make even more horrified faces to customers that order them.

Deal?

]]> By: JVC Employee http://maneatfood.com/2008/02/01/worst-muffin-ever/#comment-163 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:41:04 +0000 http://foodood.wordpress.com/?p=164#comment-163 What the hell were you expecting from a shiney, low fat muffin? You can see it tastes like rubber, so of course they taste like shit!

Go up to the register, ask for a blueberry muffin, referring to the LF muffin, and we’ll crinckle our nose, lower our brow, and tell you it’s low fat. That should be a tell-tale sign to choose another.

And! In my opinion, if your looking for a low fat muffin, eat an apple instead. Or maybe buy some blueberries.

All that said, before you buy a low fat muffin from anybody, ask if they come from LeBus. If they do, move on- because it’ll be the same exact muffin.

Oh, and if you do decide to buy one, they make great hackey-sacks. Or chuck ‘em at the interns head, they’ll bounce back in perfect condition.

]]> By: K http://maneatfood.com/2008/02/01/worst-muffin-ever/#comment-45 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:19:41 +0000 http://foodood.wordpress.com/?p=164#comment-45 “…I swear I could actually hear the blueberries crying out, as if trapped in some horrible, chemically concocted prison. “Free us,” they screamed from inside the beast.”

This made me snort my coffee up my nose. Thanks.

You’re hilarious. :)

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